Ah Koh is damn bloody dulan.
Eh ok the whole lot of you listen up. Yah, you, all the zarbor and all the tapor. Why so many of you kids kaopei so much about that, what, "meh-moh-rea" ah? Don't understand your angmoh lah. I tell you ah, old man like me, see you young kids complain so much, I really buey tahan leh. Kids nowadays ah really complain too much. I tell you, you complain so much about this "meh-moh-rea" or whatever-rea, you don't know what is suffering. Whole lot of you got enough to eat and got place to sleep right? Not like those kids in Africa and all those places where they got no rice to eat right? Over there they don't know when they can next eat. Not like you kids. Live good life also don't know.
Got work to do, so what? Your father mother also got work to do what. Your friends also got work to do what. Lim peh also got work to do what. So what make you so special? You think your work very the hard is it? Yah right. I tell you, everyone also work hard. Everyone life not easy. Don't think you very special. Like that so fast want to give up already, next time how to be lawyer? Like that also useless lawyer. Earn so much money then only know how to complain. Like that, Ah Koh only got "N" level cert and everyday lim kopi downstairs, also know how to complain. Can do lawyer job for him. You kids are too lucky to complain. Want to fail also not so easy. Anyhow do and anyhow hand up at most get a C only. Still got 3 years to whack. Stupid lah. Want to worry then worry later. Now so early you all want to complain and worry and give up already, Ah Koh really buey tahan lah.
Also, my damn useless nephew, that Kal or Khel or Khal whatever, he want me to say that this is only what Uncle Koh say. Not he say one. Kids these days really damn bloody humji. Small small thing also scared other people hantam. He another useless one. His father mother give him a good name, he don't want to use, he want to use some funny funny angmoh name. Then whole day kaopei and complain about work. Ah Koh hear already until sibei buey tahan.
Ah Koh will now go downstairs and lim kopi. Whole lot of you better stop complaining. Bloody kids nowadays, everything also want to make noise.
Got work to do, so what? Your father mother also got work to do what. Your friends also got work to do what. Lim peh also got work to do what. So what make you so special? You think your work very the hard is it? Yah right. I tell you, everyone also work hard. Everyone life not easy. Don't think you very special. Like that so fast want to give up already, next time how to be lawyer? Like that also useless lawyer. Earn so much money then only know how to complain. Like that, Ah Koh only got "N" level cert and everyday lim kopi downstairs, also know how to complain. Can do lawyer job for him. You kids are too lucky to complain. Want to fail also not so easy. Anyhow do and anyhow hand up at most get a C only. Still got 3 years to whack. Stupid lah. Want to worry then worry later. Now so early you all want to complain and worry and give up already, Ah Koh really buey tahan lah.
Also, my damn useless nephew, that Kal or Khel or Khal whatever, he want me to say that this is only what Uncle Koh say. Not he say one. Kids these days really damn bloody humji. Small small thing also scared other people hantam. He another useless one. His father mother give him a good name, he don't want to use, he want to use some funny funny angmoh name. Then whole day kaopei and complain about work. Ah Koh hear already until sibei buey tahan.
Ah Koh will now go downstairs and lim kopi. Whole lot of you better stop complaining. Bloody kids nowadays, everything also want to make noise.
posted by khel at 4:39 PM
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I hope this post doesn't adversely affect the lang of your memo! hahaha.. :P
wa ga li gong... li eh blog post jin ho chio ah!
:D
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